Weird Easter News: Priest Accidentally Shows Gay Porn To Kids

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Shocked priest takes no responsibility for the appearance of the mysterious pornographic material.

I read on Tuesday that Father Martin McVeigh, a priest in the Northern Ireland village of Pomeroy, showed a slideshow of graphic pornographic images to a group of parents and an eight-year-old child and I thought, why oh why weren't my parents Catholic?!

I grew up Southern Baptist. Do you know why Baptists disapprove of having sex standing up? It could lead to dancing.

I never saw pornography of any kind as a child, unless you count the time when I was six and Sister Jenkins, a large woman, tripped over her slip on her way to the pulpit to deliver a testimonial. That was quite a hoot. She was uninjured, through the power of the Lord. The slip had commenced a rapid drift from Sister Jenkins's ample hips upon her arising from the back pew. It came increasingly into view beneath her skirt line with each ponderous step and as she passed the front pew, Brother Macintosh reached for the offending undergarment to remove it, I suppose, lest it offend the eyes of the Almighty. He failed in his attempt at decorum but succeeded in tripping a big old Baptist woman with her own lingerie.

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