Something tells us if you're looking to cheat without getting caught, you tread carefully. You don't shout it from the rooftops or joke about it with your friends. You also don't explicitly post your intentions on a free, easily accessible website like Craigslist.
Well, this guy didn't get the memo. He's a married 52-year-old from Long Island just looking to have his cake and eat it, too. So, if your romantic goals have always involved being a middle-aged man's side chick, consider this your lucky day!
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Man, who can resist the offer to "enhance" what this chump already has? It sounds like a total win-win – he gets a mistress, and you get to destroy a marriage when his unsuspecting wife walks in on you two together. Relationship Fail: Want To Date A "Lazy Cow"?
The sad part is, he will actually get responses.
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