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Snooki's Guide To Motherhood: 19 Tips For Raising A Lil' Meatball

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"Pickles is my thing."
"I want my kids' last name to have a vowel on it ... and be tanned, obviously."

Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is reportedly pregnant. So what kind of parenting advice might she offer? Here's a Guidette's guide to being a friggin' mom—in her own words.

Choose a partner wisely:

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"Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids' last name to have a vowel on it ... and be tanned, obviously."

Procreation can still be recreation:

"Whisky sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk."

16 more Snooki quotes on The Daily Beast: Is Snooki Pregnant? The Jersey Shore Star's Guide to Motherhood

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