"I want my kids' last name to have a vowel on it ... and be tanned, obviously."
Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is reportedly pregnant. So what kind of parenting advice might she offer? Here's a Guidette's guide to being a friggin' mom—in her own words.
Choose a partner wisely:
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"Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids' last name to have a vowel on it ... and be tanned, obviously."
Procreation can still be recreation:
"Whisky sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk."
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