Relationship Fail: Sky Rockets In Flight, I Had Afternoon Delight

Relationship Fail: Sky Rockets In Flight, I Had Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight... is it only cool when Will Ferrell sings about it?

"Thinking of you is workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting..."

A gem written by Starland Vocal Band in the 70s and made infamous in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, "Afternoon Delight" is one of the cheesiest, yet sexually suggestive songs in existence.

What's even cheesier? Referencing it on Facebook to tell the world—unnecessarily—that you and your boyfriend just had daytime sex.

Theresa, did you really have afternoon delight, or are you just saying it because you saw it in a movie once? Relationship Fail: I Have My Ring, Where Is Yours?


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