In sadder news, a teenage couple was imprisoned in Afghanistan for being in love.
Buon giorno, juiceheads. Who's gonna smoosh this time around on Jersey Shore? The Italy season premieres tonight! Did you know "allupato" means "horny" in Italian? (The Daily Beast)
One thing that rarely occurs after ho-hum sex is the big O. Here are five things you probably didn't know about "the little death." (The Frisky)
Here's an idea, friends: Make a few more phone calls and a few fewer texts this weekend. (Crushable)
We think teens in the U.S. have a hard time. It's all Capulets and Montagues and stoning to death in Herat, Afghanistan. (New York Times)
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