Thanks to Snooki, JWoW, The Situation and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew, we know that life in the Garden State can get pretty wild, especially when it comes to "getting it in." But never did we ever expect to hear that two New Jersey residents would take getting down and dirty to a whole new locale: the graveyard. 5 Jersey Shore Dating Tips We'd Actually Use
Yes, cemetery sex. It exists! And, if you're not careful while you're doing the nasty amidst the remnants of the now deceased, you could hurt yourself. Case in point: a 39-year-old woman in Hamilton, NJ was rushed to the hospital after a gravestone rolled over her leg while she was engaging in sexual activity. How To Have Sex In Public
Stranger yet, the woman was visiting the resting place of a relative before she decided to get frisky with her man friend. Apparently, the whole concept of "funeral sex" a la Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers happens in the real word, even after the burial.
Fortunately, the woman was not seriously injured. Unfortunately, police don't know exactly how the tombstone toppled over. Nor do they know if it was the woman's relative's headstone that did the damage. Hopefully not; that'd be a pretty grim omen, if you ask us.
At this time, the cemetery administrators aren't pressing charges. But, the incident has spawned a slew of silly puns commenting on the situation, everything from "Gives new meaning to the word boneyard" to "Grave robbing is illegal, but grave rubbing is fine."
Having sex outdoors is one thing, but when it comes to the cemetery bump and grind, we'll have to pass for now.
Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?