It was good* while it lasted, and they were even seen attending the same Santa Monica church (though not together) last Sunday, but it's really time for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver to shut it down. More specifically, for her to shut it down and not come back to him.
ThirdAge has a hilarious photo gallery this week of 10 reasons why Shriver is better off without The Terminator, ranging from "she doesn't want to be a cartoon character" to "she'd like to be a reporter again." Our personal favorite:
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She can't stand living with a cyborg.
Schwarzenegger has been planning to restart his film career with another Terminator movie (Number 5).
For nine more reasons Maria should say "good riddance" to Arnold, read more on Third Age
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*Except for the whole "fathering a child with the housekeeper" thing
Photo via INF.