5. Serial Twitter users have shorter relationships. People who tweet frequently are either fickle, or they're not relationship material. The older you get, and the more you tweet, the less likely you will settle down.
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6. Twitter users masturbate more frequently. People who tweet daily have a 2:1 chance of self-pleasuring themselves on any given day. On the one hand, Twitter has a reputation for being the social media solution to stroking yourself. On the other hand, since serial Twitter users feel comfortable sharing about themselves everyday, they're also more likely to admit to masturbating.
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7. The higher your college tuition, the higher your sex drive. Ivy League and private school students said they wanted to have sex five to six times a week, compared to four to five times a week for public school students.
Do any of these trends surprise you?