Who needs a shrink when you've got the local cineplex? And the winner is...
"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me."
Emma Stone plays a California high schooler who finds out first hand how un-romantic dudes can be once they get a whiff that she's some sort of über-skank, which she's only pretending to be. Of course, this being a light-hearted romantic comedy she gets her Jake-in-shining-armor, and if you've learned anything from these films, maybe you can too!
Oscar-worthy tip: A little chivalry goes a long way, gentlemen.