Who needs a shrink when you've got the local cineplex? And the winner is...
Toy Story 3
Ken: [passes his dollhouse] "And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes."
Barbie: [gasps] "You have everything!"
Ken: "Everything... except someone to share it with..."[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]
Yes fellas, there's more to life than material things, and though we're living in the age of iPads and Wii Fit, never lose sight of what's really important in life… lots of crazy nookie with Barbie.
Oscar-worthy tip: Love is more important than stuff, so don't worry about status symbols.