For Christmas a few years ago my grandmother gifted a beautiful, new, three-pack of lint rollers. I have no idea why. I have never been short of lint rollers or felt that I was especially linty - but apparently she disagreed. This was the only thing I received from her that Christmas - so it's not like it was a stocking stuffer - that was the whole shebang. I'm still not quite sure what I did wrong that year but now when I have kids I won't threaten them with coal as a present for when they're bad - but lint rollers.
Why, Grandma? Why?