Relationship Fail: I'm In Love (Oh, And I'm Getting A Divorce)!

Relationship Fail: I'm In Love (Oh, And I'm Getting A Divorce)!
Heartbreak, Self

What a very informative Facebook status.

Announcing you're in love via a Facebook status update will always be tacky, but this latest Relationship Fail we found may be the worst instance yet. Relationship Fail: Will You Marry Me For A Green Card?

Notice everyone's confusion when "G" declares she's in love "again"... when she's already married.

"Oh, my husband? Ha! I totally forgot about him. Gosh, he's so five minutes ago. My seventh grade boyfriend is where it's at now."

Yes, it sure sounds like you're moving on up, "G." You're too fast to even stop for reflection... or punctuation.

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Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
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