And now, for a little news of the weird. A woman acquired rabies and from there became quite libidinous. Interesting, right? There's a similar thing called toxoplasmosis, in which a parasite causes men to become aggressive and highly sexualized and for women to become weirdly compliant. Sounds like Sammi and Ronnie, right? (The Frisky)
Have you ever recycled a boyfriend? We've all been a little tipsy and stared at our phone (please cue "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum) and thought, "I could get back with old [insert name of most dearly held former lover]." But some people actually go through with it. (Skirt)
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Some men peruse porn. Some men have porn habits. And some men are addicted to it. You should understand what your guy's relationship is with flesh flicks. (Em & Lo) And I suppose some guys don't watch porn at all, I guess.
Evidently, we've entered the age of the groomzilla. May Todd have mercy on our souls. (Betty Confidential)
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You know who else you can't live with? Vampires. They will suck your blood. Emotional vampires are almost as bad as real ones. (MSN Glo)
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