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An Ode to Boobies

An Ode to Boobies
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I heart boobies. Breast Cancer Awareness.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I love my own boobies and you should too.
Uneven, misshapen, lopsided, or just a mess,
You can’t help what you've got- be proud of all you possess.

Some are big, some are small,
some are perky, others not at all.
Some grow fast, some take their time,
some are so naturally perfect, it should be a crime.

Boldly beneficial. Brilliantly brave. Beautifully blessed.
They may not be perfect, but you should be proud of your breast.
 

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