Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)
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Dammit. Who said it could be November already? Well, if some people are right in their interpretation of the Mayan calendar, we can kiss our moneymakers goodbye in a scant 25 and a half months. Let's party like it's 2012, ya'll.
Some men have already begun making the most of their time and keeping it breezy on the phone. Em And Lo (EmAndLo.com) has their man panel discuss why dudes hate the phone. Dudes Don't Emoticon
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As much as we hate the phone, we love technology (men). Especially robots. Asylum lets us know that the sex with robots fantasy has officially veered into "creepy."
Speaking of creepy, the ladies at College Candy have five signs a fellow is a douche. What if he's just wearing his slanted hat ironically? What if he call girls "grenades" just to fit in with his alpha male, thickneck buddies? What if he's a real sweetheart if you get to know him? Maybe we should give me, I mean, him a chance.
But sometimes you know a guy is definitely a jerkwad. If he says one of these 7 things from Guyism in the bed, he's probably a big-time dinkle. 5 Things Single Women Hate To Hear
Maybe he's trying hard to be romantic and just doesn't get it. Modern Man has 5 gestures that are meant to knock your socks off but will probably keep your stockings firmly planted on your feet.
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Well, this dinner idea from HotDateIdeas.com will be sure to jumpstart any starting relationship… no oysters required.
On the topic of myths, Dr. Terri Orbuch from Huffington Post tackles the 4 relationship common knowledge mistakes. I know that MC Skat Kat would disagree with some of this.
A big modern myth is that you shouldn't dip your quill in the company ink BUT Glo has advice on how to seamlessly integrating work and romantic life. It's easy for me, business IS my pleasure.
