Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)

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Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)
Plus office romance, green card marriages and getting stood up.
Plus office romance, green card marriages and getting stood up.
Why dudes are terse on the phone? Robot sex is no longer adorable. Signs that a guy is a total jerk. Seven things not to say in bed. Five romantic gestures that fail. A hot dinner date idea. A safe office romance. Green card marriage fails. Facebook wedding etiquette. The upside of getting stood up. Sadie Hawkins Day is real. And the new new masculinity.

Dammit. Who said it could be November already? Well, if some people are right in their interpretation of the Mayan calendar, we can kiss our moneymakers goodbye in a scant 25 and a half months. Let's party like it's 2012, ya'll.

Some men have already begun making the most of their time and keeping it breezy on the phone. Em And Lo (EmAndLo.com) has their man panel discuss why dudes hate the phone. Dudes Don't Emoticon

As much as we hate the phone, we love technology (men). Especially robots. Asylum lets us know that the sex with robots fantasy has officially veered into "creepy."

 

Speaking of creepy, the ladies at College Candy have five signs a fellow is a douche. What if he's just wearing his slanted hat ironically? What if he call girls "grenades" just to fit in with his alpha male, thickneck buddies? What if he's a real sweetheart if you get to know him? Maybe we should give me, I mean, him a chance.

But sometimes you know a guy is definitely a jerkwad. If he says one of these 7 things from Guyism in the bed, he's probably a big-time dinkle. 5 Things Single Women Hate To Hear

Dammit. Who said it could be November already? Well, if some people are right in their interpretation of the Mayan calendar, we can kiss our moneymakers goodbye in a scant 25 and a half months. Let's party like it's 2012, ya'll.

Some men have already begun making the most of their time and keeping it breezy on the phone. Em And Lo (EmAndLo.com) has their man panel discuss why dudes hate the phone. Dudes Don't Emoticon

As much as we hate the phone, we love technology (men). Especially robots. Asylum lets us know that the sex with robots fantasy has officially veered into "creepy."

 

Speaking of creepy, the ladies at College Candy have five signs a fellow is a douche. What if he's just wearing his slanted hat ironically? What if he call girls "grenades" just to fit in with his alpha male, thickneck buddies? What if he's a real sweetheart if you get to know him? Maybe we should give me, I mean, him a chance.

But sometimes you know a guy is definitely a jerkwad. If he says one of these 7 things from Guyism in the bed, he's probably a big-time dinkle. 5 Things Single Women Hate To Hear

Maybe he's trying hard to be romantic and just doesn't get it. Modern Man has 5 gestures that are meant to knock your socks off but will probably keep your stockings firmly planted on your feet.

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