Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)

Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)

Best Of The Web: Robots & What Not To Do (In Bed)

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Plus office romance, green card marriages and getting stood up.
Plus office romance, green card marriages and getting stood up.
Why dudes are terse on the phone? Robot sex is no longer adorable. Signs that a guy is a total jerk. Seven things not to say in bed. Five romantic gestures that fail. A hot dinner date idea. A safe office romance. Green card marriage fails. Facebook wedding etiquette. The upside of getting stood up. Sadie Hawkins Day is real. And the new new masculinity.

Dammit. Who said it could be November already? Well, if some people are right in their interpretation of the Mayan calendar, we can kiss our moneymakers goodbye in a scant 25 and a half months. Let's party like it's 2012, ya'll.

Some men have already begun making the most of their time and keeping it breezy on the phone. Em And Lo (EmAndLo.com) has their man panel discuss why dudes hate the phone. Dudes Don't Emoticon

As much as we hate the phone, we love technology (men). Especially robots. Asylum lets us know that the sex with robots fantasy has officially veered into "creepy."

 

 

Speaking of creepy, the ladies at College Candy have five signs a fellow is a douche. What if he's just wearing his slanted hat ironically? What if he call girls "grenades" just to fit in with his alpha male, thickneck buddies? What if he's a real sweetheart if you get to know him? Maybe we should give me, I mean, him a chance.

But sometimes you know a guy is definitely a jerkwad. If he says one of these 7 things from Guyism in the bed, he's probably a big-time dinkle. 5 Things Single Women Hate To Hear

Dammit. Who said it could be November already? Well, if some people are right in their interpretation of the Mayan calendar, we can kiss our moneymakers goodbye in a scant 25 and a half months. Let's party like it's 2012, ya'll.

Some men have already begun making the most of their time and keeping it breezy on the phone. Em And Lo (EmAndLo.com) has their man panel discuss why dudes hate the phone. Dudes Don't Emoticon

As much as we hate the phone, we love technology (men). Especially robots. Asylum lets us know that the sex with robots fantasy has officially veered into "creepy."

 

Speaking of creepy, the ladies at College Candy have five signs a fellow is a douche. What if he's just wearing his slanted hat ironically? What if he call girls "grenades" just to fit in with his alpha male, thickneck buddies? What if he's a real sweetheart if you get to know him? Maybe we should give me, I mean, him a chance.

But sometimes you know a guy is definitely a jerkwad. If he says one of these 7 things from Guyism in the bed, he's probably a big-time dinkle. 5 Things Single Women Hate To Hear

Maybe he's trying hard to be romantic and just doesn't get it. Modern Man has 5 gestures that are meant to knock your socks off but will probably keep your stockings firmly planted on your feet.

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Well, this dinner idea from HotDateIdeas.com will be sure to jumpstart any starting relationship… no oysters required.

On the topic of myths, Dr. Terri Orbuch from Huffington Post tackles the 4 relationship common knowledge mistakes. I know that MC Skat Kat would disagree with some of this.

 

A big modern myth is that you shouldn't dip your quill in the company ink BUT Glo has advice on how to seamlessly integrating work and romantic life. It's easy for me, business IS my pleasure. 

Another woman likes to mix work and marriage and, according to Jezebel, she's given the movie Green Card a black eye. A gal said "I suppose" 5 times to sneak some "ferners" into the good ole United States of A. Do Most Marriages That Revolve Around Getting A Green Card Fail?

 

If you're going to do a scam immigration wedding, don't document it on Facebook. The Gloss has other lessons for Facebook wedding postings.

 

Whoa. Ladies think that a long-term relationship might get boring too? According to Lemondrop, some gals think that all relationships are bound to get stale. Jeepers, dudes and chicks are converging. 5 Ways to Keep Your Love Alive

The problem with new relationships is they're really easy to bail on. BadOnlineDates has a first person perspective on getting stood up. Old Tom Miller sees it this way, it's worth the 45 minutes of feeling rejected to never have to deal with someone who didn't call to cancel ever again.

And maybe, while you're waiting, you may meet someone new. The Frisky, just in time for Sadie Hawkins Day (which I thought was a legend) has 10 subtle but powerful pickup moves (for ladies). 5 Shy Girl Pick-Up Moves

And the Good Men Project throws a few sharp right crosses at the idea of "new masculinity." Basically, they feel the same way about "Modern Day Gentlemen" that Liz Lemon feels about a "gentleman's intermission." Damn, Australia, you used to be so macho.

Is time moving faster because the world is coming to an end or is Twitter just making it seem like something's always going on?

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