And do you know what’s really scary? HPV. Per Asylum, men can receive the human papillomavirus from giving oral sex. What the what! Is the female orgasm going to take down an entire generation of young men?
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Please have a great, fun and safe Halloween. Be careful about razorblades in your apples AND if you do go with a skimpy, man-catching costume bring a coat because it may be cold.
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