OK. For some reason I am AMPED about Halloween this year and it has nothing to do with sexy fruit-pickers in skimpy overalls. Here we GO!
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But all is not lost if he's too cool for school, Em & Lo (EmAndLo.com) has advice on how to get him to be a buddy, be a pal and play ball. A writer you are immediately familiar with contributed, so give it a lookeroo. How Halloween Helped Our Relationship
Or you could crank of the sexy and say screw that old stick-in-the-mud. Betty Confidential has some cute gear that could get you noticed by a much more fun fella.
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And some Halloween costumes are just in bad taste. The Frisky has 22 costumes that will definitely not get you laid. In college, two buddies went as a mammogram machine and a female sanitary device, respectively. Surprisingly, both got laid.