6. Before you meet a man for dinner, you—
a) shave your legs
b) run a Dun & Bradstreet on the guy.
c) break out your tippy-tallest Manolos and hope for the best.
7. You wake up every morning—
a) with your day completely planned.
b) and do whatever you feel like.
c) turn to the person next to you and say, "Hello, dear."
8. Your childhood is something—
a) not discussed.
b) to be celebrated.
c) you've been running from your whole life.
9. Your father—
a) loved you and gave you confidence.
b) was Clark Gable.
c) taught you to throw a football.
10. Your mother—
a) scares the hell out of you.
b) left you all of her Balenciaga and Schlumberger.
c) secretly loves your little sister (you know, the "pretty one") more.
11. After you sleep with someone for the first time, he—
a) offers you the lead in his movie.
b) asks you to marry him.
c) has a Cartier bibelot on the breakfast tray.
12. In your opinion, money is—
b) no, we mean it—everything.
c) not that important—as long as you have a roof over your head and Veuve Clicquot in the fridge, you're cool.
13. Meeting your future mother-in-law for the first time, you—
a) convert to Judaism.
b) brush up on your French.
c) eschew underwear.
14. Former beaux keep up with you—
a) on Facebook.
b) on the front page of the New York Times.
c) They don't. They're still devastated by the breakup. They'll never get over it. Never.
15. Your best friend is—
a) your roommate from prep school.
b) your hairdresser, makeup artist, stand-in, publicist, housekeeper, majordomo, Peggy Siegal—or some varying combination of the above.
c) just you, baby. Just you.