Love Bytes: How To Recover From A Drunk Text

Before you go out for another marathon weekend of drunk texting, vibrator buying and mooning after your sociopath non-boyfriend, check out some of these twelve links from our Internet besties. Empower thyself!

Unhappy with your sex life? Here's what to tweak in order to get things right. AOL Health

Everything first-time vibrator buyers need to know before buying the batteries. glo

Wendy Atterberry gives out advice to a girl whose size 8 frame isn't good enough for her boyfriend. The Frisky

This isn't an issue of you letting yourself go; this is an issue of your boyfriend wanting you to change before he fully commits to you. Screw that. You aren't a custom-made object your boyfriend can order to his particular liking. If he isn't attracted or interested enough to accept you exactly how you are now, you shouldn't waste any more time investing in a relationship that will probably have a short shelf life. Move on and find someone who doesn't give your self-esteem a beating.

No one likes a whiner, mmmk? Here's how to stop. HuffPo

Study reveals the one hour of the day that you are most likely to get what you want from your man. lemondrop

Ugh. You drunk text too? Here's how to face the aftermath with dignity. Definitely a "must read." Crushable

Sex v. Masturbation: One woman shares why she perfers the latter. And she has a point. The Gloss

These six politicians, all up for election or reelection on November 2nd, constitute serious threats to our sexual liberties. Nerve

Couple says "I do" during a marathon. Is it bad if we roll our eyes at this story? Glamour

He loves me (tear petal). He loves me not (tear petal). Time to put down your flower and listen to this dude tell you how it really is. College Candy

Sexy, sinful, sickening... What's your take? Photo Gallery: The history of women smoking. tresugar

Is Beyonce pregnant? Here's some astrological insight into her relationship with Jay-z. Moonit

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