And another reason they hate us is our humor. The Plunge has a breakdown of who should be giving a toast during a rehearsal dinner and how the guy wearing suspenders thinks he's Jackie Gleason. How To Give A Great Wedding Speech
Toasts often include embarrassing stories and everyone knows what the most embarrassing story is: the old walk-in (on). Mom Logic has a tumescence-shattering tale of a daughter walking in on "mommy and daddy hugging."
And if one lady can't change a man, maybe four could. Either way, Mary Montero sounds off on the Huff Po about changing a partner. I know that Marge Simpson says (paraphrasing), 'lots of women will tell you can't change a man… and those women are quitters.' Enjoy.
Have fun celebrating an Italian guy sailing a bunch of Spanish ships to the Dominican Republic this weekend.
*Note: The Heisman trophy involves a football player extending his arm in a move known as a "stiff-arm," which is intended to fend off would-be tacklers.