1. The beach. Sand. Bugs. Crabs (of the "my legs are delicious" variety). Rogue waves. The list goes on...
3. Hot tub. Fun in theory, but in reality water, especially of the boiling hot variety, is not a sexual lubricant.
4. The floor. How many films have shown hot sex on the floor? We wonder if the actors were wearing kneepads for those scenes because the floor just plain hard and rug-burny.
5. Washing machine/dryer. This wonder of man never seems to be quite the right height. And it's often too cold or too hot to the touch, depending on the cycle...
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