Piper & Alex from Orange Is The New Black
Piper: Orange (or beige) nursing scrubs with white tee shirt underneath and a blonde wig. Hold hands and make out with Alex.
Alex: Beige nursing scrubs with white shirt underneath, a black wig, black plastic glasses, and fake tattoos.
Night Bitch & Dr. Gravity from Kick-Ass 2
Night Bitch: Red wig in spiky pigtails, sparkly bikini top, cropped jacket with a black collar, black fingerless gloves, black pants, and black high heel boots. Don't forget to paint on a black mask just over the eyes. Bonus: great abs.
Dr. Gravity: Maroon hooded sweatshirt and pants, black leather gloves, black boots, and goggles. Use duct tape to make the stripes on the suit.
Buster Bluth & Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
Buster Bluth: Preppy sweater, wire-rimmed glasses, and a hook for a hand. Or honor Buster's time serving our country in basic Army fatigues and boots.
Lucille Bluth: Brown bobbed wig, a skirt suit, a pearl necklace AND a brooch, and an empty martini glass.
Walter & Skyler White from Breaking Bad
Walter White: For "in the lab Walt": bald cap, yellow hazmat suit, a gas mask and/or goggles, and a real or fake van dyke. (Don't bring actual meth with you.) Or you can go with the Heisenberg look with a bald cap, dad glasses and clothes, and a pork pie hat.
Skyler White: Blonde wig, business suit, and a baby doll. You might not stand out if you were alone, but you will next to Walter.
Anthony Weiner & an iPhone
Anthony Weiner: No shirt and gray boxer briefs. Flex and pose in front of the iPhone and touch its keypad to send sexts. If you're worried the costume's not obvious, hold a "Weiner for Mayor" sign.
An iPhone: Find a large box. Punch a hole in the bottom for your head and two holes on each side for your arms. Use the front of the box to recreate an iPhone screen.You can recreate the home screen or make a keypad on the bottom and a text message screen above.
Carrie Mathison & Saul Berenson from Homeland
Carrie Mathison: Blonde wig, business suit, an FBI badge, and headphones. But the most important part is the cry face! Wear it all evening.
Saul Berenson: Dark button-down shirt, wire-rimmed glasses, a fedora, and a gray beard. Don't forget to furrow your brow.
Daenerys Targaryen & Khal Drogo from Game Of Thrones
Daenerys Targaryen: Long white-blonde wig with a short piece braided in the back, long and flowing white/gray/beige sleeveless dress, and lace-up sandals. Carry a dragon egg (large Easter eggs painted dark green, grey, or copper.) Add subtle glitter for an ethereal effect.
Khal Drogo: Loose khaki or tan pants, a dark women's tube top around your abs, a wide belt, a toy sword, and lots of black eye makeup. Paint on those signature shoulder tattoos and grow or buy a beard that you can tie up like a ponytail.