Bachelor Pad: The Good, The Dumb And The Ugly

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Bachelor Pad: The Good, The Dumb And The Ugly
A nasty survey causes a chill at the Bachelor Pad.

Jesse and Tenley came out the winners of the game and each chose one person for a date. Tenley, of course, chose Kiptyn, and together they fluttered off. The obligatory helicopter ride made a welcome appearance for this date. It felt soo Bachelorette. Barbie and Ken were flown to Catalina Island and spent the day falling in lurv. Kiptyn, try as he might to hide it, is like, totally falling hard for Tenley.

Come nightfall, Tenley asked Kiptyn to forego his single room and spend the night in the Fantasy Suite engaging in, as Tenley put it: Sweet kisses and talking. Oh, yeah, I'm sure this is exactly what Kiptyn had in mind.

Next up: Jesse B.'s one-on-one date. Still hot and dumb as ever, he chose southern gal Peyton for his mile-high date in an old timey airplane. After the airborne jaunt, the two had dinner in the most romantic setting ever: an airplane hanger. Peyton was totally feeling Jesse B. and was ready to swap spit, when out of the blue Jesse B. started acting like a 10-year old boy. He started burping, picking boogers, and rapidly losing his attractiveness to Bachelor Pad devotees across the country. Peyton, too, was grossed out and declined his invitation to further pick boogers in the Fantasy Suite, but not before Jesse B. gave her the rose.

With the episode chugging along, the rose ceremony was upon our hostile hotties in no time. Everyone seemed to think they were on the chopping block. But it was really just Gwen, Krisily, Kovacs and Wes who needed to worry.

The Testosterone Triplets decided to vote Gwen out. Dave went to Krisily and said, "Yo—you're safe if you vote for Wes, not my boy Kovacs" or something to that extent.  Krisily, still giggly from Dave's kiss last week, agreed to the plan and, for the first time ever, felt completely safe at the rose ceremony.

Kiptyn then, had a crisis of conscience, and told his boys that he would only feel comfy voting for that meanie, Krisily, not granny Gwen. The boys followed his lead, and lo and behold, Krisily got axed. And she was piiiiiised. Before she got forcibly stuffed in the limo, she gave those popular kids a piece of her mind and left The Outsiders with a sage warning: "Break up the couples or they'll become more famous than you and score a slot on Dancing With The Stars next to The Situation!"

Oh yeah—country crooner Wes got axed too. As he climbed into the limo he yelled at the top of his lungs: "I'm coming for ya Gia!" Unless he meets someone new in the airport on his way home.

'Til next week… keep that hot tub clean and the fightin' dirty, ya'll.

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