10 Ridiculous Jersey Shore Love Quotes

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Love quotes from your favorite Jersey Shore characters.

The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore certainly don't mind sharing their own opinions with the world, especially when it comes to love, dating and sex. Whether it's Mike, "The Situation", giving a short monologue about why everyone should love him, or Snooki offering her standards when it comes to choosing a man, this bunch is infamous for their ridiculous quotes. So here, for your personal entertainment, are a few of our favorite love quotes from the guidos and guidettes on MTV's Jersey Shore.

1. The Situation on being attractive: "Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."

2. JWoww on her type of guy: "Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to."

3. Snooki on finding Mr. Right: "My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life."

4. Sammi on when you should get physical: "Yes, I had sex. Like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural."

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5. Vinny on dating standards: "My uncles want me to just come here and bang everything, but I kinda want better quality girls."


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