House Humping Couple Leaves Behind Sex Tape

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House humping couple brought to justice by their own video equipment.

OK. We've published SEVERAL how-tos and etiquette pieces on homemade sex tapes, and the punch line is always the same: if you make a sexy tape and don't watch it get deleted, someone else will see it. 

Generally, someone will see the sex tape when it's left around sloppy-like, a vindictive ex will post it online or a fame-seeking sex partner will sell it to Vivid Video. These are the known ways in which your sweaty nakedness can come to adorn college dorm screen-savers. But there appears to be another sex tape faux pas: leaving it in the house that you and your special someone just broke into for a joy-f*ck. 

Per CBSNews, a couple in Elma, Washington decided to get their rocks off by sneaking into a home, getting nakey, setting up a camera and getting down with the baby-making. In a scene that echoes the opening of Old School, a neighbor came by for the mail and caught the copulating couple mid-coitus, at which point they cut out. Unfortunately, they left behind the camera (purloined, naturally) and thus evidence only R. Kelly could refute. 10 Sex Tapes We Never Want To See

Johnny Law caught up with the woman, likely after surveying the evidence MANY, MANY times, and is pursuing the man. Criminal geniuses they are not. I wonder if they'll demand a jury trial? And, if so, will it be the first time people have volunteered for jury duty?

Did you know that having it off in houses that are being shown by a real estate agent is something that thrill-seekers do? It's called house humping. This must be the next evolution.

What's the kookiest place you've ever snuck off to for a quickie? 

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