These celebs can keep their naughty bits to themselves, thanks.
It seems like a new celebrity sex tape surfaces every few months or so. Celebs must know by now that if they make a sex tape, it will end up going public, right? It's like an unwritten rule. So, this begs the question, "Why do celebs continue to tape their trysts?" Is it smart PR strategy or just plain stupidity? 6 Infamous Celebrity Sex Tape Stars
On the heels of recent news that sex tapes featuring Heidi Montag and Fantasia Barrino could soon be for sale, we've put together a list of the sex tapes we never want to see...whether they be real, rumored or just disgusting figments of our imagination.
1. Anything Speidi-related - These two famewhoring freaks make our skin crawl when they're fully clothed, so we really don't want to see them bare it all. Although one can never believe anything that comes out of Spencer Pratt's mouth, he's recently claimed to have a tape of him having sex with soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag, in which she "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur." (Um, unless she's now a full-time porn star, Kim IS an amateur. But anyway...) As part of a "Speidi Porn Collection" that he's trying to sell to Vivid Entertainment, Spencer also allegedly has a girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi and Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon. Karissa doesn't explain it all; she just confirms that the tape exists but doesn't know if Spencer has it.
2. Montana Fishburne - Ugh. We feel so awful for dad Laurence Fishburne that his daughter took the low road to fame. Apparently, she doesn't realize that a sex tape is only successful when its subject doesn't want it to be released...or is at least really good at pretending she doesn't want it released. Laurence Fishburne's Daughter To Release Porno
3. Hugh Hefner and anyone - The 84-year-old lothario recently admitted to his latest flame, Crystal Harris, 24, that he's made several sex tapes over the years of some of the more than 2,000 women he's slept with. Maybe the 8mm ones from back in the day wouldn't be too bad, but we certainly don't want to see anything from the '70s on. Luckily, the tapes may never surface as Crystal says that Hugh claimed to have "had them all dumped in the ocean years ago." Wow. Guess we can add the environment to the list of things he's screwed.