Best Of The Web: Manscaping & Cheating

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Best Of The Web: Manscaping & Cheating
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It's another weekend and that means it's time for exploring what the rest of the internetting has to say about love and/ or relationships. It's Friday the 13th but I'll try not to make this too spooky.

The inimitable Em & Lo ( EmAndLo.com) summon their man panel to discuss what it means when he's masturbating more often than you guys are sexing. For the most part, he's not necessarily tired of your vagina, just tired. Beating Is Cheating? Seriously?

Remember that "gentleman" who ducked a fouled-off baseball and it made sweet, beautiful music with his lady? Per Guyism, that relationship is over. I suppose "bad boy " probably doesn't describe a guy who lets his lady take a hot one for him. On the other hand, he's not a grown man who brought his glove to a game.

And over at The Daily Beast, a step-by-step guide to tell if he is cheating. Fine, it's mostly just statistical correlation about who is most likely to cheat. Frankly, I thought that small town-dwellers had fewer things to do and largely relied on booze and sleeping around (that's what the film Mystery, Alaska led me to believe). Is He Cheating On You Financially?

A quick Foxworthy moment: if you're man is shaving 'round his hangdown, he might be cheatin'. My homey Nando (@ nandoism.com) has a guide to cleaning up a dude's nethers.

What could be sexier than a bathtub full of discarded pubes? Almost anything. But The Frisky has a lesson on how to eat sexier. Barbeque sauce on your shirt is a good start. FDA Says Coffee Not An Aphrodisiac

Unwanted pregnancy is certainly less sexy than a sink full of crotch 'fro. Café Mom has a nice piece on how a vasectomy can make your love life better. 

Speaking of spicing it the eff up, Leftos has 25 reasons to bail on a bo-ring relationship. Reason #26: the sweetest you've done for him in months was not criticizing him for his failure to maintain quality erections. 

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