Pleading guilty to assaulting your wife in court seems like it would be a sobering experience, but not for Charlie Sheen. Elated that he received a get-out-of-jail card, the actor told reporters that he was "going to Disneyland," and he wasn’t lying. Days after appearing in court, Charlie made his way to the adult male’s version of Disneyland, the Playboy Mansion, where he posed for photos with a bevy of blonde beauties. And although there were reports that he was drinking, the rehab-bound actor was "totally sober," claims pal Ron Jeremy. (Honestly, when a porn star has to defend your character, there is something wrong!)
Even more wrong is the news that Charlie told his wife Brooke Mueller that he was going to kill her during their Christmas day fight that led to his arrest and sentencing.
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"You better be in fear. If you tell anybody I'll kill you...your mother's money means nothing...I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won't leave any trace," he said. He reportedly held the knife to her throat for 20 minutes.
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Although it was previously reported that the fight between Charlie and Brooke stemmed from her wanting a divorce, the police report reveals that the argument may have been over a song. Supposedly, Charlie and one of his daughters from his marriage to Denise Richards both like the song Drops of Jupiter by Train and Brooke was jealous and upset that she and Charlie did not have their own song. Charlie Sheen Is Violent, Likes Threesomes
Wow. We always thought that Charlie was like a bit like his character on Two and a Half Men (a harmless, but lovable drinker and womanizer), but clearly there are some darker aspects to his personality. Although she might not be an angel herself, if we were Brooke, we’d take the money and run far, far away!