"I love my girlfriend so much, we have been together for 2 years, and she is super amazing. I am in love with her, and a lot of people are going to say if you are in love with someone how can you cheat? With difficulty. I had sex with another girl in the first few weeks of our relationship, told her it was just a kiss, and she had a go at me but forgave me. I didn't do anything for ages, but I started seeing this one girl, and had a longish affair with her. I feel so shit about it, and have stopped seeing her, but the other night i got SUPER drunk and apparently kissed some guy. I am bisexual, but i'm seriously worried now. I'm going to stop drinking, but I'm so full of guilt it's......" To Read more and comment click here
"Men lie the most lies, but women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, 'I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!' A woman lie is like, 'It's your baby!'"
- From Bigger and Blacker
Credit: Chris Rock in 'Top Five'