Levi And Bristol: It's Off!


Levi And Bristol: It's Off!
Bristol Palin will not marry wandering babydaddy Levi Johnston. We think.

Which is maybe something she should have said before that Us Weekly cover...but who are we kidding, that's the cash for Tripp's tiny custom My First Huntin' Rifle right there. So in the great soap opera that is the teenage Wasilla social set, we're now at the point where everyone is in their corners, gestating and sulking and sending accusatory text messages, and now we must wait for something else interesting to happen. Maybe a polar bear will show up and eat everyone.

Via E! Online. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.