Are Eli Roth & Peaches Geldof Engaged?

If Katy Perry and Russell Brand are the new, self-proclaimed Brangelina, are Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth this generation's Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee?

Already, the 38-year-old Inglourious Basterds actor and his girlfriend, Peaches Geldof, have survived their share of bad press in the short time that they’ve known each other. (Thanks to a man who had a one-night stand with Peaches back in ‘09, we unfortunately have seen exactly what the British socialite looks like when she’s high and naked.) And now, according to British OK! Magazine, the couple is getting married after only 5 months together. What Does Eli Roth See In Peaches Geldof?

To be fair, Pam and Tommy wed after only knowing each other for 96 hours, so 5 months is a slightly more respectable amount of time on Eli and Peaches’ part. However, considering that 21-year-old Peaches has already been divorced once (she was formerly married to musician Max Drummey for a total of 7 months back in 2008,) you’d think they might want to wait a little longer. But, nope. They are already wrapped up in the details of the wedding planning.

"They are confident this is the real deal. They want a wedding on a New York rooftop and plan to invite about 50 friends including Quentin Tarantino," said a source to the magazine, adding, "Apart from the trendy Manhattan venue, it will be a traditional Jewish ceremony in keeping with Eli’s family faith." Peaches Geldof: Not A Great Wife

Peaches may even convert to Judaism for Eli, although, it’s hard to imagine the hard-partying, overly-tattooed Peaches spending time with a rabbi. So what’s next for the couple after exchanging vows? A sex tape? A Playboy spread for Peaches? Some kids? Nothing this wacky couple could do would surprise us.