Megan and Brian wed in Hawaii; Katy and Russell might have tied the knot already as well.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green quietly married in Hawaii last weekend. It's believed to be the first time Megan Fox did anything without telling everyone in the freaking world all about it. And now we hear that Katy Perry and Russell Brand may have secretly wed already. This week is all about weddings on the sly, huh? Oh, Carrie Prejean is getting hitched, too, on Friday. Megan Fox Loses Her Engagement Ring In The Sand
Megan and Brian were engaged from 2006 to 2009 before breaking it off, but her publicist confirmed that he'd reproposed earlier this month. They tied the knot at the Four Seasons resort on the Big Island's Kona coast, which we bet is just sickeningly lovely. They're still there, honeymooning. And now she doesn't have to get that tattoo of his name lasered off her delicate parts. Why Men Like Megan Fox
Katy and Russell, in related news, got engaged in India over the winter holidays, and while appearing on Graham Norton's chat show over the weekend, Katy let slip that the two might already be married, despite earlier reports that they'd set a date in October. "Life's never dull with him, that's why I married him!" Katy said, and later referred to Russell's mum as her mother-in-law. The show will air on BBC America on Friday so you can see for yourself if she's telling the truth, or if it's like how she said she kissed a girl that one time. We have a hard time believing Russell would get married during the World Cup, though, no matter what Katy wears. Russell Brand And Katy Perry Are Sickeningly Happy
And in pretty but bigoted news, former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean will opposite-marry her Oakland Raiders quarterback fiancé, Kyle Boller, on Friday in San Diego. Hopefully no one will come along and try to invalidate their blessed union. Carrie Prejean Becomes Unhinged On Larry King Live
Via People, TMZ, and USA Today. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.