4. HAREM PANTS (pictured: Minimum loose linen harem pants, $119): We're on board with Abraham here... these are hit-or-miss pants that skew miss: "Simply put, these are the ugliest pants ever created." But that doesn't stop us from trying them on at the store every once in a while, trying to find an angle in the fitting room mirror that magically makes them look effortlessly chic, not certifiably crazy. Why do guys hate it? Probably because they make your ass look like it's swinging somewhere down by your calves. Abraham adds: "Devoid of curves, drowning in layers, and saddled with a droopy crotch, you should only wear them if you want to hide the fact that you're a woman." 5 Sexy Summer Fashion Trends Men Love
5. UGGs: Abraham calls them the "anti-heel." There are two times it's OK to wear them, he says: "it's snowing; you're naked." We don't disagree: UGGs are the cockroaches of fashion. So what's wrong with them? Abraham says: "Slightly bulky, puffy, and flat, these boots represent everything that men dislike about women's footwear. Wear them sparingly."