It's Friday and we're like 48 hours from the most kick-ass holiday of all-time: Father's Day. Kidding! Anyways, here's the best the web has to offer this week.
First of all, over at The Frisky their very own editrix, Nikki Dowling, is hard to date. Per her own admission, she is a real buster of haggis and feels sort of sorry for anyone who has to date her. The first step is recognizing the problem...
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You know what makes a young lady easier to date? If she's good looking and has good cooking. But busting out the baking can be a problem if done too early. So says Briana Rognlin of the Huffington Post. Read: Is A Man Who Cooks The Ultimate Turn On?
Per Guyism, a high school near Philadelphia (where it's always sunny, they say) has decided to ban so-called dirty dancing after the prom clean-up included a "bodily fluids" clean-up. Sorry that young men are so quick on the draw but I warn you, Philly school board, nobody puts baby in a corner.
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Over at MomLogic, a man discusses his wife's desire to keep the dogs from sleeping in the marital bed. Good call, wife, a gassy 110-pound Rottweiler between ya'll is whatever the opposite of an aphrodisiac. Read: The Case Against Co-Sleeping