Diddy Says No More Kids Till Marriage

Sean "P.Diddy" Combs said on Jonathan Ross's BBC show Friday that he doesn't plan to have any more kids until he gets married. Diddy, who has five biological children and is the de facto father of on-and-off girlfriend Kim Porter's 18-year-old son from a previous relationship, said, "I don't condone having children out of wedlock but they were my circumstances and I'm a proud father and I take care of them. I'm involved in their lives and I take care of the mothers of my children and when the day comes I'll get married. I'm not gonna have any more kids until I get married." Talk about closing the barn door after the horse has run off. Diddy Is A Sex Fiend

Diddy has five children, three daughters and two sons, with three different women, and over the years has variously confirmed, denied and joked about rumors that he'll marry one of them. In 2006 while Kim Porter was expecting their twin daughters, Diddy told The New York Daily News that he'd get married "when I'm ready. I have to be ready to get married. If I marry anyone, Kim will be the woman." He's also said that he hasn't married because he lacked married role models when he was growing up, which is an excuse every single person who's ever dated a child of divorce can recite by heart, and last week was quoted saying he won't get married because all the married people he knows are miserable. Dude. Make up your mind. Diddy Says Wax Your Junk, Guys

We find it deeply hilarious that Diddy can actually say with a straight face that he doesn't condone having children out of wedlock, since that's what he's spent the past decade and a half doing. It just begs the question of why he doesn't "condone" it. Or if he knows how to prevent it.

Via Bossip. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.