Yada yada yada. Elaine uses "yada yada yada" as a stand-in for bland, one-time sex. The phrase comes to mean, “One thing led to another but I won't bore you with the details.”
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." A very close male friendship seems pretty gay to a woman in the man's life… "Not that there's anything wrong with that." (Click here for vid.)
Hello! In the same episode that Elaine and Puddy their most spastic on-off jag, Jerry has some issues of his own. Jerry decides to split with a woman because she doesn't like a character he does… based on a fictitious voice her stomach may have.
Spicy mustard! George attempts to combine his three passions: eating, sex and baseball on the radio and can only manage two at a time.
The pick. Jerry claims to be itching his nose but is dumped because his girlfriend thinks he's a nose-picker.
Mulva? Jerry only knows that his girlfriend's name rhymes with a female body part. (Click here for vid.)
Master of your domain. In a plot point arcing many seasons, after George is caught masturbating by his mother, the gang (Kramer, George, Elaine and Jerry) has a contest to see who can refrain from self-abuse the longest. (Click here for video.)
Low talker. Because Kramer's girlfriend talks very quietly, Jerry agrees to wear a pirate shirt on the Today Show. Communication is key. (Click here for video.)
"It's not you, it's me." George claims to have invented the breakup classic, "It's not you, it's me," and is 100% that, yeah, it is him.
Shrinkage. Yep, the male anatomy is a complex thing. Thank goodness this video let women know about shrinkage. Perhaps a little late for George, however as his shortcoming got him dumped.
Please leave your favorite Seinfeld moments, no need for a video.