You've been on the couch for so long this weekend that there is an actual imprint from your butt. It's almost comforting.
You literally cannot remember the last time you used the bathroom because you've been watching House of Cards for so long.
You don't understand people who didn't marathon House of Cards this weekend.
…but ultimately haven't eaten because every time you thought about getting food you realized it would require way more effort than you were willing to give.
It also doesn't help that Netflix doesn't even force you to press play for the next episode.
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Sometimes you pretend that you're talking to a camera like Frank does …You don't even care that it's kind of weird.
You wish you were cool enough to use Frankisms.
So. Much. Conniving.
She is your spirit animal though. You just want to be as badass as she is.
By the end of the series you start to believe that Frank and Claire's relationship is super normal … it's not.
Knowing that you have to wait an entire year for season 4 is basically unbearable.
... You may have lied about your weekend as a social pariah.
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