Dear "Bombshell" McGee, we get it. You slept with Jesse James. Now, please stop giving interviews.
Poor Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. She doesn’t seem to understand how this whole 15 minutes of fame works. Sweetheart, we already know that you slept with Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. You’ve already revealed a lot of scandalous things about him – specifically, that besides being a serial cheater, he might be a racist and a homophobe too. But, once all of the principals players have moved on (both literally and figuratively,) it’s time to shut down the dog and pony show. Sandra has already filed for divorce and moved to Austin without Jesse. She doesn’t need to hear any more from you.
In a recent interview with CTV, Michelle, however, showed no signs of moving on, having told the reporter that, “in a twisted type of way, I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her."
Oh yeah. We’re sure that Sandra is just so thankful that, mere days after she won her much-deserved Oscar, you decided to come forward and tell the world that her husband, whom she just adopted a baby with, cheated on her. We’re also sure that she’s thankful for the intrusion of paparazzi into her life and the fact that she is now a single mother. We bet, as soon as she gets a chance, she will be sending you a thank-you note! Is It Michelle McGee's Mission To Torment Sandra?
Michelle also spoke about her new gig, as the spokesperson for AshleyMadison.com, and how her affair with Jesse has turned out to be a great way to support her kids.
"I have two beautiful boys to take care of, I'm a single mom. So yeah I have profited off of this but it's also my first priority is to take care of my kids, to make sure they have a roof over their heads and food," she said.
Wow, if that tattoo on her forehead didn’t make Michelle the pinnacle of class, this surely does. We feel really bad for those children. Not only will kids at school undoubtedly make fun of them for having such a, um, "loose" mom, but what kind of message does this send them? "Don’t go to college, kids? Have sex with someone famous and try to make money off of it by giving interviews instead?"
For their sake, as well as Sandra Bullock’s, we hope this is the last we hear from Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Your 15 minutes are up, lady, now, please, go away.
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