Bloody heck! Craig, Daniel Craig is gay. Or so says The National Enquirer which, lest you forget, was up for a Pulitzer this year. So go ahead ladies, rend your clothing, tear your hair.
Especially you, Satsuki Mitchell: Looks like your fiance has been on the down low!
As reported, several different sources spotted Craig at the Venice Beach gay bar Roosterfish. Says one source:
When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene. He rubbed Daniel's leg and shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn't seem to mind. At first, I thought Daniel may have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, 'This is more than just two friends out for drinks.'" [Source: ONTD]
"It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy. Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy's head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!"
Both witnesses were given a polygraph test to prove the story was genuine, especially one as far-fetched as this. After all, as one of the witnesses quipped, "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it."
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