Ashley Greene Says Girls Confuse Robert Pattinson

So last week the planet exploded when Oprah got Robert Pattinson to admit that he and Kristen Stewart are hittin' it on the regular. That sound you heard May 10 was thousands of Twihards across the nation squealing furiously as Lady O prodded the two to 'fess up to their relationship. Which they did. But it seems Kristen must be the patient sort, because their Eclipse costar Ashley Greene says in the new issue of Seventeen that Rob is clueless when it comes to the ladies. Psst. Ashley. We covered this last year. See? Robert Pattinson Is Allergic To Vagina

Ashley, who plays Alice Cullen in the blockbuster pasty-face trilogy, chatted to the magazine regarding her on-screen brother and chicks. "He gets a lot of attention from them, but he doesn't quite understand it because before Twilight, he was just a guy from Harry Potter," she said. Which makes so much sense, because, you know, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was just this little indie film no one saw and it wasn't like Rob was super pretty in that or anything. We were distracted by all the Quidditch! 8 Harry Potter Tools We Want For Our Relationships

That appearance on Oprah last week involved Rob and Kristen joking about wee Robsten babies, which of course sent the gossip wenches over at OK! magazine into psychotic tizzies. We urge you to go read the nonsense they put together; seriously, it's an amazing feat of mass delusion and will liven up your day. It stops just short of detailing how, when Rob and Kristen conceive their miracle Christ child psychic genius baby, he'll deliver it by vampire-teeth C-section. Um, spoiler. Whatever. Robert Pattinson Has Pregnancy Scare?