A Case For The Missionary Position

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5 reasons to consider missionary as your sex position of choice.

3. You Don't Have To Worry About Ending Up On The Web: If Paris Hilton's sex tape was just her lounging on a hotel bed, her skinny bod half-covered up with Rick Salomon, it never would have sold so many copies. It would have been too boring for mass distribution.

4. Junk In The Trunk? No Problem: Unlike doggy-style, when gravity is working against you, missionary-style distributes all your weight evenly, leaving no extra flab swinging in the breeze. 

5. You Can Catch The End Of "The Office": Without all that effort the other flashier positions require, including shifting, scurrying, and heavy lifting, you can have great sex and still have time leftover in your night to watch your favorite television show. Everyone wins!  

Written by Kate Rockland for The Frisky

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