Jeremy Piven Hits On Jessica Simpson

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Jeremy Piven would like to share his thermometer with Entourage cameo star Jessica Simpson.

Actually, we think Jeremy and Jessica are rather well matched. She's short enough that he won't get all insecure and crazy, and while they're lying in bed together he can totally drape her long hair over his forehead and feel like he's got some Constantine Maroulis–style bangs going on. And he can take her to award shows since he just wins stuff all the freaking time so she can talk to Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet and give The Soup miles of blooper footage. We all win!

Via Celebitchy and Usmagazine.com. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.

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