Jeremy Piven Hits On Jessica Simpson

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Jeremy Piven would like to share his thermometer with Entourage cameo star Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson filmed a cameo on Tuesday for the seventh-season premiere of Entourage, and according to sources on the set, multiple Emmy-winner Jeremy Piven spent the day sniffing around Jessica like a horny puppy. "In between takes, he was staring at Jessica's ass in the most obvious of ways," the source told Us Weekly. "He wasn't being sly about it and would just watch her every move." Jess's dad, creepy Papa Joe Simpson, was also on set and we haven't heard that he pulled his shotgun on The Piv, so we guess Jeremy wasn't literally drooling on Jessica.

Us Weekly has a particularly catty source, who notes that Piven "flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was." Whoa, party foul! Jessica Simpson might be a little over her Dukes of Hazzard–era fighting weight, and she may have publicly expressed her disdain for brushing her teeth, which is both bizarre and makes us lick our front teeth in a paranoid way, and yes, she has been appointed the media's new gross-out girl now that Jenny McCarthy is off on her vaccine war, but in no universe is Jessica Simpson ugly. Come on. She's curvy and blonde and has a mile of legs. And remember that John Mayer called her "sexual napalm"? He meant that as a compliment, we think. Sushi enthusiast Jeremy Piven should be so lucky. New Couple Alert: January Jones And Jeremy Piven