Stay-at-home moms, bad sex songs and text message gaffs.
In honor of your mama, YourTango breaks down 9 ways to celebrate the holiday: Read: 9 Fabulous Mother's Day Ideas
Our new besties ever at Glo have an ode to the stay-at-home mom. In an informal poll, the stay-at-home mom was more popular than the stay-at-the-bar mom by a 4-to-1 margin. We probably shouldn't have asked Chelsea Handler. Read: Gender Roles Reversed: Stay-At-Home Husband
And enough of Mother's Day, they've had their moment in the sun. Our new dude buds at Guyism.com have 7 ways to break up via social media. Please use irresponsibly. Read: Top 10 Facebook Etiquette Rules
Amanda Ernst, blogging for the Huffington Post, teaches a lesson on how to recover from text message gaffs, faux pas and oopsie-daisies. Glad she did, I would have suggested getting a new phone number/ never leave the house and bottle your own tinkle. Read: New Relationship Rules: Texting & IMing
The crew at Lemondrop, has noticed a that ladies under 30 are not quite as libidinous as Lady GaGa videos would lead us to believe. Dr. Debby Herbenick drops knowledge on why. Fluoride in the water, theory?
The Frisky has a take on Courtney Love's comments about ugly people's mad between-the-sheets skillz. What a Catch-22, fugles are better in the bed but looking at them makes your you-know-what less ready to do you-know-what. Read: Would You Join Ugly People Dating Site For $5000?
My pal Lost Plum wants to talks about bribing a partner for sex... the old quid pro quo. Yep, it's all a zero-sum game, you scratch my crotch, I'll buy your watch.
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