Community: What Your Drink Says About You

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Blended
These are usually the women who enjoy describing things and chatting about details. They enjoy reading the menu and get enticed by the cleaver adjectives used to describe all of the ingredients of the drink. Even though the juices and mixes are usually something you pick up at a Wal-mart, she enjoys the novelty of these drinks.

Everyone knows that the detail oriented woman is both a curse and a blessing. For lack of certification in sociology, I'm going to try to narrow this one down to one word…expensive. Not that all women who drink blended things love to hear the credit card receipt print out, but it's just that blended drinks are, in fact, expensive. Just as many things tall, colorful and generally pleasing to the eye, buying too many of these can get pretty costly.

So, I guess the question lies within the parameter of whether she's buying the drinks herself or having somebody else pay for them. Keep in mind that one or two of these drinks doesn't count. I'm talking about drinking, not sipping, after all. Us girls just like to be girly sometime, but you might want keep your eye out for that women who doesn't like to settle for anything less than perfect. You're probably going to love or hate her. Or both, which gets complicated. Your call.

Rocks
These women are straight forward and like their men like they do their drinks. Let me think…simple with an edge, not watered down, tasteful yet potent enough to keep her coming back for more. Basically, a drink (man) that does the job right.

Depending on your personality, your either going to make it or break it point blank. It's sort of scary, but at least she knows what she wants. This could save a lot of time, but also put you to work very quickly, so buck up buddy. The women is essentially saying, "Show me what you've got and I'll let you know what the real deal is, because I'm really into productivity and right now it's getting intoxicated." This "make me an offer I can't refuse" kind of girl might or might not be the one for you, be careful.

 

What have you encountered at the bar by conversation with women and what they drink?

Does this list give you more confidence or more doubt in women?

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