Kim Kardashian has really terrible taste in men. Not only is she supposedly trying to make her cheating ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush jealous by cat-fighting with Paris Hilton over soccer hunk Cristiano Ronaldo, but according to Star Magazine, the reality star was formerly married to an abusive music producer, whom she eloped with when she was just 19 years old. They divorced 4 years later in 2004, but not before her much older husband, Damon Thomas, could punch her in the face a few times. Kim Kardashian Jumps On Cristiano Ronaldo
"Before we left our home, Damon hit me in the face and cut my lip open,” Kim said to Star about one particular occasion. “I fell into the bed frame and banged my knee hard. I was limping when we went skydiving." Was Reggie Bush Cheating On Kim Kardashian?
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In court documents uncovered by the tabloid magazine, Kim described the abuse as both physical and emotional, claiming that Damon strangled her, threatened to kill her and her family, and demanded that she have liposuction so that she could be "perfect" (which really is just a polite way of saying, "Honey, I think your butt is way too fat!") Even more horrifying, Damon supposedly went over to the office of Kim’s dad, Robert Kardashian, with naked photos of one of Kim’s sisters and told him "Your daughters are whores, and I have the pictures to prove it."
Kim is currently on a promotional tour in Australia, and we can only hope that she meets a nice, non-douchey guy there!