John Mayer Tries To Top His Own Worst Pickup Lines
By Meghan Beresford. Posted on .
John Mayer may know how to make the ladies swoon in song, but he makes us cringe when he tries to be suave without singing.
The singer, whose off-the-cuff oversharing about his love life made headlines this year, just can't seem to hit the right note with women. Of his private time with Jessica Simpson, Mayer notoriously told Playboy, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
He then cringe-inducingly explained his preference for dating white women by saying "My dick is sort of like a white supremacist." (Really?)
He also went TMI on his relationship with Jennifer Aniston in 2010, telling Rolling Stone that "I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life," and then rambling on about how he only wanted to sleep with stars because normal women got too starstruck around him. Is John Mayer Stalking Eva Longoria?
Sigh. Yes, it must be difficult to be John Mayer.
Apparently, it's even more difficult to be one of John Mayer's fans. According to the NY Post, Mayer hit NYC hotspot Wicker Park with Ricky Van Veen of the website College Humor and decided to try out some college-level humor of his own on a hapless female fan.
