You may not have realized this, but men love breasts, whether as visual or sensual entertainment. So it stands to reason that the more boobage you have, the more of a man magnet you'd be. Right? Scientific Study Finds Men Like Looking At Breasts
It was in this spirit that I decided to try out Kymaro Bust Up Cups, a set of silicone inserts that promised to make me look sexier.
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Before going on, I should note: my cleavage doesn't need a lot of help. While I went through both junior high and high school as a flat-chested pear shape, I'm now a solid C-cup, and friends have told me that my boobs are—and I quote—"fantastic." I'm also known among former colleagues as the only one who could get away with (tasteful, I swear) cleavage at the office. Still, who wouldn't jump at the chance to enhance one of her greatest assets, especially when said enhancement doesn't require surgery? The 5 Most Disturbing Things We Do For Beauty
So I slipped my new, complimentary Bust Up Cups into my bra and pulled on my most low-cut top. Staring at my chest in the mirror, I couldn't see much of a difference. Still, in the elevator with my co-workers later that day, whilst chatting about super-important-work-stuff, one of the ladies I work with said: "I'm sorry to change the subject but, Steph, are you wearing those Bust Up Cups today?"