ORAL SEX SNORKEL
Despite the photo, this toy is actually for him. Why come up for air when you can strap on the Oral Sex Snorkel and stay down for hours? Designed to allow him to "breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she’ll never forget," this is one sex toy that will actually work against you. We're guessing two protruding plastic horns and a nose full of apparatus is not what you want to see looking up at you.