The New Relationship Gift Guide

On one (great!) date

Getting a gift after the first date is tricky—you don't know him that well, and there's a fine line between being playful but thoughtful and coming on too strong; affordable and funny wins the race. While ordinarily we'd steer you away from any gifts resembling a calendar, this Information Downturn Daily Calendar is too good to pass up. It's 365 days of the best fake news The Onion has to offer, and if all goes well he'll be sharing juicy tidbits like "Man Pinned Under Blankets for Three Days" and "Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff" with you the whole year through. ($12.99, popdeluxe.com)